Okay, now remember, I said this message is for people
Over
40
ONLY.
If you're younger than 40, and you get offended by anything Isay, tough tutus, you weren't invited to this party anyway! ;-)
Now then...
I want to tell you what happened to me the other day...
I bought an exercise dvd because I'm tired of being tired. I wantto get into shape, I want to fit into my clothes, and I wantenergy - LOTS of it!
So I put on my old sweats, put on the dvd, and here was thisbarely 20 something girl in the shape of a toothpick, grinningmenacingly (I swear!) at the camera like she was going to take abite out it. Or me.
"Don't worry," she says. "We're going to start out sloooowwww."
Grin grin grin.
Barely five minutes into her jumping/gyrating/vibrating routine,I collapsed on the couch, completely confused, frustrated and ANNOYED.
Maybe, just maybe I could have kept up with her for awhile ifsomething she did made SENSE.
But just when I was able to copy one of her moves, she was on tothe next one like a frenzied rabid rabbit.
"Okay," she grins, "Put your right arm up and step with your leftfoot and put your left arm out and hop with your right leg whilebending at the waist and touch your forehead to the floor andsnap back up and whirl your arms while moving your legs out andin and then turn left and slide down and roll and back up andbend and touch your head to your butt and..."
Holy @#$%&^*!
Who exercises like this???
Not me.
I'm over 40.
I want to get in shape.
I want to feel good, look good, and have lots of energy.
I don't need a barely 20's chicklet telling me, someone twice herage, how to get in shape.
Because frankly, she doesn't have a clue.
What she teaches might be fine for people her age.
But I want to learn from someone MY age or older who is in thebest shape of their lives.
Now THAT'S someone who can teach me how to be fit and feelgreat...
...and I know you probably feel the same way.
So I went online and started searching...
...and I think I've hit the mother lode.
Check out
http://www.totalinf.net/pub/health.php
The headline reads...
43-Year-Old Dallas Man Uncovers A Step By Step System For LivingFit And Healthy At Any Age That Is Literally Reshaping BodiesWorld-wide!
Okay, it sounds a little "sensational," but I think we're on theright track.
Read on...
"This Former Obese 'Old Guy' Ethically Bribed 52 Real-WorldAgeless Living Role Models and Talked Them Into RevealingAll Their 'Forever Young' Lifestyle Secrets To Him...And NowHe's Sharing These Discoveries With Us!"
Check out the 'before' and 'after' photos on that webpage.
Wow.
Do you see the guy who lost over 300 pounds??
Yikes!
Thank goodness I don't need to lose anywhere near that much.
What about you? Do you want to lose a little weight?
Because I think THIS is the place to do it.
52 Real-World people who've gone from being...
-out of shape,-pudgy,-fat,-obese and-really obese...
...to hotties who frankly look BETTER than that barely 20 "stick"on that useless DVD I paid $19.95 for!
These are the people who can teach us.
And you know what?
Looking at their "before" photos, I know one thing...
...if they can do it...
...you and I can do it!
http://www.totalinf.net/pub/health.php
Yours,
Stefan
P.S. Want an easy shortcut to massive results fast?
Me too.
You've heard of role modeling, right?
It's where you find the people who have the skills, knowledge orresults you want.
When you copy their methods, you duplicate their results as fastas humanly possible.
Modeling gives you an unfair advantage that speeds up your rateof progress and slices years off your learning curve.
So why not use modeling to uncover and duplicate the health andfitness strategies of men and women who've conquered aging anddisease?
http://www.totalinf.net/pub/health.php
5/04/2008
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